animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like
The funniest part about animal crossing fans screaming, “Behold, A BASTARD!” Is that their hatred can always be boiled down to these reasons:
The villager built a house on their path
The villager stole a rare item/all their Bells from them back in the GameCube days and they’ve never forgiven them
The villager has Those Eyebrows and a bad haircut
The villager bullied them, most likely in the GameCube game (GameCube AC was savage as fuck) and animal crossing fans are an unforgiving people.
The villager stomped around and scared away a rare bug
COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS
